Saturday, September 6, 2008

Sarah Palin didn't want no part of that bridge to nowhere but can you chip in on a bridge loan so we can keep the quilters around for another year?

John McCain picked the hot school marm chinook (I don't even know what that word means but I think it is a nickname for Alaskans. But, if it isn't, I mint it to be.) Governor of Alaska as his running mate for vice president. She's been Governor since 2006. She's known John McCain since about last week. He clearly only picked her to try to sway the evangelical vote and all Hillary supporters that have stated that would not support Obama prior to his winning the nomination and after his not selecting her as his running mate. I'm not saying the woman is not a viable candidate, I mean she's the governor of a state for christ's sake. But, let's be honest hear. If John McCain wanted to really pick a woman candidate there were others out there that he wasn't going to have to "vet" and that he already knew. For instance, there is that highly intelligent black chic with a name that sounds like a cheap and quick meal idea in the oval office. What's her name? Condolezza Rice I believe?

Now, Palin has been the VP candidate for like a weak and a half and the media has already begun to torture her over the fact that her one apparently large breasted teenage daugter is pregnant. I don't think that is fair because, as the previous sentence points out, there are two very obvious reasons as to how that situation came about. How her daughter doing the nasty and getting knocked up effects her ability to essentially be a political figure head I have no fucking idea. I mean, what the hell? I far more worried that we may elect a crazy fucking 71 one year old nut who said we're going to be in Iraq for 100 years than some woman who may have to wipe baby spit off her sholder before she takes the reins if the 71 year old guy keels over.

As for Joe Biden, all I know about him is that I have no fucking clue about him. He is apparently boring because no one covered his speeches as much as they did hers or I have remembered some shit about him. He's got some bad hair. He's allegedly big on foreign policy and that is why he was picked. His son is attorney general of somewhere and is going to Iraq. Other than that, I couldn't tell ye.

Now back to the more controversial, because she's a hot, allegedly inexperienced "chic"......

All this shit about her not being able to be V.P. and a mom because she's got all the chitlins is bullshit to. I mean her daughter would have been gettin' it just the same if she had been a stay at home mom. That had nothing to do with it. If she had been V.P. it just would have mint a secret service guy would have had to listen to it. She can be an excellent and V.P. No one ever raises questions as to whether guys can be good dads and good presidents or V.P.'s so they shouldn't do it to her.

Now, the interesting thing with her is the son with down syndrome. She's made a big deal out how she'll be a champion for children with disabilities. According to something I saw, while in office, she's actually cut funding for special education while in office as governor of Alaska. Now obviously, that may have occurred before her son was born. However, I think some fewls in the media need to be jumping her arse for those comments and question the shit out of her for making them and ask her to justify them if the numbers CNN threw out there was the true.

Once again, Joe Biden, boring. Bad hair but Donald Trump's is worse and he's not running for president and won't be debating against him.

In one of his post "look at the hot chic I picked" speeches McCain told the anecdote about Palin selling the Alaskan Governor's jet on ebay for a profit. Bullshit. She did sell it. But not on ebay. She sold it to a private investor. At a loss. I mean this guy will fucking do anything to get elected. I have no idea why politicians tell lies that are so goddamn easy to prove are false. I mean CNN ferreted that one out quicker than an actual one out of Richard Gere's rectum. Palin is also bragging about how she told Congress to gargle her ovaries on the famed "Bridge to Nowhere" in Alaska. This was the bridge that was going to replace the ferry that goes between Ketchikan Island and Gravina Islands in Alaska and it was going to cost a mere $400 million bucks. There is an internation airport on Ketchikan Island for those of you keeping score at home. In reality, Mrs. Palin was all about the money for Nowhere to go to somwehere in her state until the uproar about it in the rest of the country and then she became governor and then she became anti- Bridge to Nowehere.

Speaking of bridges, have you been keeping up with the lastest on the saga of the Sleazy E? Apparently Tom Green and Space Ghost don't have any type of legal agreement with Buphy to really run the Sleazy E and now they have thrown down the turbin and told him either he sells or they are out? Mayor Turkey Neck is trying to meat with an investor who he will not name - which is surprising because up until today's Republican Sun Always Rises he's spilled the last minute beans- to get a bridge loan to finance a feasibility study to get a brand name thrown on the hotel?

Wasn't all of this shit sposetuh have been taken care of back in fucking April when the quilt show was allegedly saved from the grasps of that other interloper then with whatever agreement these motherfuckers apparently didn't have? The Republican Sun Also Rises reported the other day that the cats from Space Ghost operations or whatever it is called didn't have a written agreement with Buphy. Are they exchanging swatch guards up in this trailer as proof they agree on shit? No matter how shitty the Sleazy E is, I can't believe you would have anything to do with a guy so cheap that his turbin is made from a towel he stole from his own hotel without getting it in writing but no, our fucking Mayor Turkey Neck somehow found these cats. The story said they had an agreement to buy the joint but when it was put in writing Bupy wouldn't sign it. I guess we'll see where that will go.

And, of all things, hurricane season is effecting this shit now. Mayor Turkey Neck was going to meat with this private Bridge to a Quilt Show investor but, allegedly, Hurricane Ike and Tina stopped him from showing up. I mean, its one thing if our homegrown idiocy causes us to lose the quilt show, but now mother nature is conspiring against us as well. Mother nature could help us out and have Hurricane Ike and Tina leave a good job in city and destroy the Sleazy E. That would save us all the worry about all these goddamn bridge loans and all this shit.

....I'm just sayin'......