Elecktshun reesults and other theories

PLEAE READ NO FURTHER UNLESS YOU'VE ACTUALLY WITNESSED ATTORNEY GENERAL ELECT JACK CONWAY IN THE FLESH OR YOU'VE GOT A PICTURE OF HIM HUNG UP IN A SPECIAL PLACE.

JACK CONWAY IS ATTORNEY GENERAL. Touch yourself Kentucky. We've got the hottest attorney general in the union. And we thought making all that bourbon and racin' them horses made us famous. Nah, we gottest the hottest, square jawed, closet-thing-we'll-have-to-a-Kennedy-attorney general we can get. Sure, he don't got no sperience prosecutin' people for crimes and all, butt who gives a damn? He's democrat, hot and what else dew you kneed in '07?

I have no clue about Jack Conway. I don't know him, nor have I ever met him. A friend of mine's sister called me axin' that I support him months ago, but that is about all I knowed about him that I have not written above. I do know that a local attorney that seems to enjoy suing himself thinks that Mr. Conway is the greatest thing since a vested pension. I'm not saying that in an effort to cast asparagus in anyone's direction. I'm merely saying it because it is the true. I seriously doubt he gets any mojo or hand-me-downs from Frankfort for his unabashed support. And in terms of experience, it ain't like a general attorney is going to court or anything. He'll get some fewl that actually knows something about the gig to be his right hand man and I'm sure everything will run smoothly.

Stever Beshear is governor. I volunteered for his ill-fated campaign against homo-sexual turtle look-a-like Mitch McConnel in '06. Working on that campaign was like being a security guard on the Titanic. Everyone knew it was going down, you just had to hang around to make sure as many peeps as possible got to the exits. From what I hear from my honkeys in the know, Steve is right on with a good attitude. All accounts are - from those that actually know him, worked for him and went to school with him - he's tastier than a chocolate covered boobie on the Biggest Loser. Right on. Werd.

Apparently, the majority of people in KY don't give a damn about casinos. Or, the marjority of poeple are tired of a governor who gives off recurring-character-that-was-friends-with-Eddie-Haskel-on-Leave-it-to-Beaver-vibes. I don't know. I found it interesting that Fletcher gambled on people in KY not wanting to allow gambling when it is more than obvious that your average KY'ian would bet you dollars to doughnuts that a constitutional amendment allowing gambling would pass. I mean, was Fletcher so out of touch that he didn't see all of the signs for Caesar's in Indiana while in Louisville or Harrah's in Metropolis while in Paducah? How could you miss that?

Richie Farmer gettin' re-elected was as difficult to predict as the sun coming up. I don't know nuthin about what he's done as Commissioner of Agriculture, but, I'm glad to see that someone has learned to parlay the "everyone loves me" sentiment they experienced while a basketball player at UK into something more than a free car or an avoidance of criminal behavior and promiscuity. From what some geezer said on KET, he actually knows what he's doing. That's good, bein that he won re-election and all and everything.

Some guy named King breasted some guy named Teeters for Bardwell mayor. Did you follow that? Has an intentionally misplaced "r" ever been more funny?

I'm about to actually go on vacation for three days. Nutty. Not having a beeper or constantly being queried about questions you've already answered is a weird feeling. Like misidentifying a Chinese guy in a lineup, don't get me Wong, I love my job. It's just that it is stressful like any other one in it's own peculiar way.

I will report from the road if time dictates. Otherwise, I will get back at ye when I return.

I'm just say'n..........